We put together a fabulous program and movie and then without warning, those four rings and that giant torch appears out of nowhere and steals all of our viewers over to the Olympics. We can understand if people would rather watch fit, young beauties swim in synchronicity than see “War of the Colossal Beast.” It would make sense if people preferred to see real skaters on ice during the Curling competition rather than see our guest, Mindy, roller skate around our parlor as she talks about figurines she’s created out of dryer lint. But who in their right mind would rather see some smelly man toss a javelin when they could instead see Tangella take a wrist-rocket to the aforementioned guest? We have no idea either. In any case, here’s your chance to to catch last Saturday’s show, sports fans.