Last week’s mail.

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It’s almost August and that means it’s almost Back-To-School time for the kids. And there’s no better way to prep for college-prep than for us to serve up some academic slop like the glorious garbage-fire that is 1973’s “Satan’s School For Girls.” This movie is so bad it is good. And the fact that it has two of the three angels that Charlie keeps on payroll is a bonus that can only make it better. Joining us for this throwback to the 70’s will be special effects guru, Tyler Ham. He’s done some amazing effects for movies like Pirates of the Caribbean and the Star Trek movies. He’ll chat with us about tonight’s film and also show some of the collectibles he’s creating at his new company. All this and Tangella’s impersonation of Hannibal Lector this Saturday night at 9PM PST on KOFY TV20, the YouTube link above, our Roku, AppleTV and FireTV channels and on an academic selection of scholastically informative television stations nationwide. Don’t miss it!

Last week’s mail.

…you had to blow things up with the kids. Hamburgers burning on the grill, neighbor’s yard burning from a poorly-aimed bottle rocket, frantic calls to 911. And worst of all, you missed Creature Features. We understand. That’s why every Monday we give you another chance to catch the show on Vimeo. Especially since it’s much easier to hear our program on July 6th than it is on July 4th.

Don’t forget to catch Creature Features tonight at our new time: 9PM PST!

It’s time to break out the fireworks, or if you’re anything like Tangella, the C4 and the dynamite for a big weekend of festive fun. First, it will be our premiere show at our new 9PM time slot! And you’ll need the extra hour of sleep because we’ll have some great guests and a fun movie. We’ll be joined by the lads from the “So It’s Come To This” movie podcast. These insightful gents will fill us in about all those movie anecdotes we often overlook. And they’ll also be watching with us 1970’s “Crowhaven Farm.” A subtly creepy film that shows how terror played out before the American Revolution. All this and Tangella showing off her collection of octopods this Saturday night at 9PM PST on KOFY TV20, the YouTube link above, our Roku, AppleTV and FireTV channels and on a sparkling selection of explosively wonderful television stations nationwide. Don’t miss it!

Last week’s mail.

…and it’s likely a hot day where you live. Kill two birds with one stone by watching a cool movie about a Snow Beast. It’s not as nice as having your own in-ground pool, but at least you won’t have to contend with those chatty neighbors that will barge in unexpectedly with their soiled towels and slapping flip-flops.

Now that summer is upon us and most everything fun has been cancelled, there will be legions of the populace taking their holiday in the great outdoors. And with the vast majority of these newly-made adventurers armed with camera phones; we can expect a summer filled with viral photos of the creature many of us all refer to as Bigfoot. What we won’t see in these photos however is the legendary Snow Beast – Bigfoot’s distant cousin that resides in less temperat zones who prefers Christmas over Independence Day to make his random appearance. But fret not, dear viewer, for this weekend we’ll present 1977’s “Snow Beast” because sometimes the best way to cool off in the summer is to enjoy a film typically broadcast in the winter. And joining us for this abominable extravaganza of terror will be artist Shane Izykowski. He’ll show us some of his amazing paintings and chat with us about this less-than-stellar film. All this and a moment of Tangella tormenting Handrew this Saturday night at 10PM PST on KOFY TV20, the YouTube link above, our Roku, AppleTV and FireTV channels and on a cool selection of snow bound television stations nationwide. Don’t miss it!