Last week’s mail.

…you were probably out enjoying the lovely weather and managed to miss this weekend’s episode of the show. No matter. Once served, every episode of Creature Features becomes a delicious leftover that can be served and enjoyed at any time you desire. Just don’t reheat it in the microwave, as it will make the outer crust of the show oddly chewy and unpalatable.

There’s simply not enough movies on the air that contain crocodiles. And this Saturday, we aim to fix that. We’ll be watching “Curse of The Swamp Creature” from 1966. It’s not really a croc film but our lovely viewers might find it to be a crock of something. We’ll let our friends at home decide. And Vince won’t care, cause he’ll be playing with puppets brought over to the manor by his guest: the wonderful puppet maker and operator, Lee Armstrong. Lee has been involved with a lot of famous puppets. She even had a hand in creating the marionettes used in “Being John Malkovitch”, one of Vincent’s favorite films. Saturday night at 10PM PST on KOFY TV20, the YouTube link below, our Roku, AppleTV and FireTV channels and on a boggy selection of moss-covered television stations nationwide. Don’t miss it!

Last week’s mail.

…some people don’t. And there’s little light in between. If you’re in the latter group, here’s a great chance for you to instead catch our latest episode which you may have missed last night. It might not have all the great commercials, but Tangella does a better halftime show. And if you are in that group that loves the Super Bowl, you still have quite a few hours before kickoff to catch our show first. Creature Features – the best option in any coin toss.

Last week’s mail.

…here it is emblazoned in the Vimeo logo. It features a movie about leeches. And a guest that knows a thing or two about soap. Good, clean horror. Served fresh every week on Creature Features.

When we first brought this film to Vince, he thought it was a documentary on Robin Leach. He didn’t figure it out till half way through the film. But we know our audience is much smarter than that. This weekend we’ll be watching 1959’s “Attack of the Giant Leeches.” It’s a good bad film. Or a bad good film. One or the other. And to enjoy this drive-in spectacle with you and with us will be the wonderful Cheynne De Boer, proprietor of a firm called Sick Soaps. She’ll show us all some of the creepiest soaps ever made and share with us some of her vast knowledge of horror films. Saturday night at 10PM PST on KOFY TV20, the YouTube link below, our Roku, AppleTV and FireTV channels and on a potpourri of well-scented television stations nationwide. Don’t miss it!