Every event planner in the world has chosen this weekend in particular to unfurl their party, festival, fair, convention, wedding and reunion. It is technically the last day of the summer season available for any event to expect maximum attendees. Don’t believe us? Just take a glance at your Events tab on Facebook and you’ll see what we mean. It’s like all event planners have chosen this weekend to go mad. But we have a better option for you: Instead, get out of the heat and enjoy last night’s episode of Creature Features today. It has Vincent Price, Vincent Van Dahl, Mr. Lobo and John Stanley. Any event that has two Vincents, a Lobo and a John will be a far more tony affair than standing in long lines out in the heat to purchase luke-warm craft beer served in a plastic cup.