A Sunday in late June offers only three activities:

Mowing your browning lawn, attending one of the myriad county fairs or catching last night’s episode of Creature Features. On the latter: it will not require petrol, involve rapidly spinning blades, standing in line for a delicacy that too-closely resembles fiberglass insulation nor will it entail spending $5 for 30 cents worth of feed at a petting-zoo. So put off the sunburn until Independence Day and take in our show today.

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