…and you have two options: 1) You could be at the mall. Looking for a parking spot. Or 2) You can be home, eating soup, watching last night’s episode of Creature Features. The latter has the wonderful Kathy Garver and a fun movie. The former has angry consumers, poorly attired Santa cosplayers and heinous disco versions of classic Christmas muzak blaring over loudspeakers. We know which one we’d choose…