But with a few simple steps and ingredients, you can be right-as-rain by lunchtime. You’ll need:

3 Advil

1 Large cup of coffee

2 Eggs cooked to your liking

1 Copy of last night’s episode of Creature Features

Consume the first four items and watch the fifth one in a darkened room. We’ve provided the last item, it’s up to you to obtain the rest. Let us know how it works for you in the comments below.