If you just switched on your telly…

…you’ve likely noticed that the most prominent selection available is “The Bachelorette” on ABC. Unless you’re up for a marathon run of “Ridiculousness” on MTV. However, your friends here at Crowhaven Productions have a better suggestion: Switch away from the gruel served on cable and instead catch that episode of Creature Features you missed on Saturday. It has a cool zombie movie and a lovely guest. Plus the usual shenanigans you’ve come to expect from Tangella. And we can guarantee you it will end far better than “The Bachelorette” will.

This weekend on Creature Features:

It shall be another night of homicidal zombies as we bring you “Tombs of the Blind Dead” from 1972. This is one of those incredible European horror films with the bad English dubbing. TV Guide called it “a slow and lackadaisically-plotted thirsty-corpse movie distinguished by terrific music and locations, and genuinely eerie zombies.” While we won’t entirely dismiss TV Guide’s assessment, we should also remind you that this is the same publication that gave “The Love Boat” high praise.

And joining us to watch this slow and lackadaisically-plotted thirsty-corpse movie will be the lovely actress Colleen Morris. If you remember the delightful film “Prehysteria” from 1993, you’ll surely recall the glamorous Vicky as well. She’ll tell us what it was like doing that film, share stories from some of the other films and television shows she has graced and give us her take on our feature.

All this while Tangella behaves herself, this Saturday night at 9PM Pacific Time on KOFY TV20, the YouTube link above, our Roku, AppleTV and FireTV channels and on a slow selection of lackadaisically-plotted television stations nationwide. Don’t miss it!

While the first day of summer won’t officially be for another 21 days…

…many people in America consider today to be that glorious day. And while most will be paying respect for the fallen by drinking too much beer, eating too much barbecued chicken and falling off of jet skis, there is a large constituency that will be wisely spending this Memorial Day at home avoiding the heat. And it is to this fine community for which we pen this message: Please watch our last episode. The link is below. You’ll like it. How can we make that claim? Because all of our YouTube chat people adored this movie and they typically hate everything. Just like Mikey, but in a far more sophisticated manner.

This weekend on Creature Features:

What do you get when you take three child actors, dress and make them up as alien adults and surround them with cruel military-types who want to use them for experimentation? Why, you get “Wavelength” from 1983. Add actors Robert Carradine and Keenan Wynn to the mix and what you end up with is something that plays off like a low-budget Disney film. But despite this odd blend of ingredients, this is a fun movie we think you’ll enjoy. And while it’s not Close Encounters or Starman, you’ll leave this one feeling that you’ve sampled a little taste of both.

All this while Tangella helps Handrew repair the pipe organ, this Saturday night at 9PM Pacific Time on KOFY TV20, the YouTube link below, our Roku, AppleTV and FireTV channels and on a stellar selection of space-age television stations nationwide. Don’t miss it!

Horror & Sci-Fi Movies With Wonderful Guests.