…or perhaps marooned on an uncharted atoll in the Pacific, you might be unaware of the biggest news story of the weekend. We’ll give you an update: Apparently a 2-month old Pomeranian was stolen from a Las Vegas Petland store in a smash-and-grab robbery. What makes this truly interesting is that it was returned a short time later with all of its fur died pink. The little fellow is fine. And Tangella had nothing to do with this dastardly deed. Major news stories aside, here’s last night’s episode of the show. Watch this instead of CNN today. Your soul will be a bit more merry and your ears will thank you for the break.

Join us as we watch Bela Lugosi in “Scared To Death.” With us will be fellow horror host Lord Blood Rah, who will be on hand to tell us interesting things about this film and all about his horror shows. 10PM PST on KOFY TV-20, Northbay TV, YouTube and a myriad of other wonderful stations.

…the morning after our Saturday night broadcast. But when it comes to this movie, not so much. Don’t get us wrong – it’s not a terrible movie. It’s simply just not a terror-able movie. But you be the judge. In any case, the guest is wonderful, Tangella wears calamari earrings and we packed in a bunch of extra commercials to take some of the sting off. And as always, that little control that lets you fast-forward through the boring parts works perfectly as usual. Utilize it wisely and deploy it frequently.

We’ll be watching “Creature From The Haunted Sea.” We’re not sure how this one got into our monster film vault, but there it was. Joining us will be special effects artist Mark Siegel, who worked for Industrial Light and Magic and who’s many credits include “Slimer” from Ghost Busters. 10PM PST on Northbay TV, KOFY-TV20, YouTube and a cornucopia of other fine television stations.

…of the generous link below to enjoy last night’s glorious episode of our peculiar little show, we understand some you might not feel that Creature Features is the ideal pairing with pancakes and Cap’n Crunch. So we thought we’d brief you of these other television options available to you as of this posting as well:

• CH       Description
• 8          Wonder Cooker!
• 21        The Message of The Cross
• 23        Countdown to Christmas
• 29        Fish Mavericks
• 39        Fantasy Football Now
• 41        How To Tighten Crepey Skin
• 47        Hoarders
• 64        Keeping Up with the Kardashians
• 67        Flea Market Flip

Yes, these are actual and factual listings. Perhaps you actually should make Creature Features part of your nutritious breakfast by clicking the link below.

We’ll be watching “I Bury The Living”, an OK movie with a fabulous lobby poster. Joining us will be filmmaker Strephon Taylor to tell us about his new film “I Believe In Halloween” and to chat about our favorite holiday. 10PM on KOFY-TV 20, Northbay TV, YouTube and a number of other wonderful channels. Don’t miss it!