Author: creaturefeatures2

For many people, today’s premiere sporting event will be a time to gather with family and friends to stuff their gobs with Doritos and scream at the television. For the rest of us, particularly horror fans, it will be a day to allow the television to do specifically what it was meant for: to scream back at at the viewer.<p> Read more...

Episode 59 Letters

Whether you’re the gourmand that prefers a creative version of Eggs Benedict or someone of a simpler dietary preference that gravitates towards the traditional simplicity of pancakes, it’s the most important meal. But suppose you should find yourself marooned on a far-away planet one Sunday morning and your only breakfast options are sautéed Brontosaurus or deep-fried giant spiders?<p> Read more...

From episode 58.

…you’ll experience a wonderful rainstorm at approximately 5PM this evening. Save this episode for tonight. Because there’s no better way to watch a spooky old movie than with rain trickling down your window and wind battering your shutters. But before that, go out and enjoy this partially sunny day with highs in the 50s and 2 MPH winds from the east.<p> Read more...

…you could enjoy an informational program offering a collection of magnificent cheese-storage solutions at a most reasonable price. And should you order now, you’ll also receive a lovely matching butter bowl. OR, you could click the link below and enjoy a great movie, a wonderful guest and a few moments of Tangella skipping through a graveyard.<p> Read more...

…sugary breakfast cereals and a plethora of cartoons served on multiple channels. Sunday mornings, however, never had quite the same appeal. Farm reports, religious programming and golf tournaments seemed to dominate what only 24-hours prior was childhood paradise. Which is precisely why your friends at Creature Features always serve a semi-fresh episode of the show on this particular day.<p> Read more...

… and doing retail battle in the stores for some last minute shopping. You came home exhausted and went to bed early. You missed the Creature Features Christmas Special and awoke quite saddened with a heavy case of F.O.M.O. Fear not, little soldier.<p> Read more...

…allow us to provide a forewarning: LA is still on fire, the president said something rather discourteous on Twitter and Prince Harry is finally going to settle down. In other words, you’ll probably be reading the exact same stories as last week.<p> Read more...