…which is the San Francisco Bay Area, our friends at the weather bureau have indicated we are in for yet another miserable day of heat and humidity. We strongly suggest you stay indoors today. Not so as you can avoid the inevitable sunburn or farmer’s tan, but specifically so you can enjoy last night’s episode of the show, of course. Creature Features: it works better than sunblock and costs a whole lot less.

Maybe to a nearby location where some fabulous movie scene was shot. You owe it to him. After all, he did put up with all of your youthful shenanigans, so he must be an Indestructible Man. You see what we did there? Of course you did! In any case, you really should watch this episode. If for nothing else, because you’ll have the pleasure of seeing Tangella abuse the mansion repairman, Handy Andy.

…and the weather is going to be glorious today. Yuck. Stay home, watch last night’s episode of Creature Features and relish the thought of how much money you saved today in sun block.