We were supposed to have a couple of guests this weekend but they cancelled out due to something else, more impressive, going on elsewhere. We understand. If you’re an entity like us that dispenses primarily in B-grade movies, you’ll often find yourself on the B-grade party list. Luckily we always have enough staff bouncing around the manor to cobble together a decent show. Even if Vincent and Tangella will perform the worst karaoke act you’ve ever seen at the commencement.

Movie-wise, we’re golden: “Gorgo” from 1961 is an absolute masterpiece that will undoubtedly redefine your cinematic standards. Its awe-inspiring special effects and riveting storyline will have you on the edge of your seat, questioning the very essence of reality. Move over, “Citizen Kane,” because “Gorgo” is here to claim its rightful place as the pinnacle of filmmaking. Prepare to be swept away by its profound brilliance and life-altering impact. Or maybe you’ll just find it “OK.” Your mileage may vary.

All this while Tangella gets a piece of her own medicine, next Saturday night at 9PM Pacific on YouTube at the enclosed link and on-demand at CreatureFeaturesTV.com. Don’t miss it!