Part of the benefit of this ludicrous changing-of-the-clocks policy we must all endure…

…is that on this weekend of the fall, we “gain” an hour. Which, if one diligently skips through the commercials, will almost certainly supply enough free time to watch most of our show. Imagine that: watching Creature Features without short-changing the rest of your day. Isn’t science amazing? Of course, come spring we will diligently forget this matter and not even bother to mention that the hour you gained today will again be lost when the tulips bloom. So be sure to spend part of your Sunday catching up on last night’s episode. It’s better than going to the mall and being accosted with Christmas music.

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